December 2010
80 posts
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This Kid is On the Gas (Pedal)
I have to admit it. Something similar happened to me once before while under the funky stuff at the oral surgeon. Only not as inbred, redneck, cutter, Nascar racing-ish.
What happened was, I was singing a song that was in my Walkman. YES, my Walkman. Thank God I had a Walkman, because that meant that this was back in 1994 when people didn’t have fucking video cameras on every device,...
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This Kid is On the Gas (Pedal)
I have to admit it. Something similar happened to me once before while under the funky stuff at the oral surgeon. Only not as inbred, redneck, cutter, Nascar racing-ish.
What happened was, I was singing a song that was in my Walkman. YES, my Walkman. Thank God I had a Walkman, because that meant that this was back in 1994 when people didn’t have fucking video cameras on every device,...
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Rain Rain Go Away. C'mon Again Some Other Day. Oh,...
Not much more to say. Did not dry off for hours. My balls sat there soaking wet on a pleather seat on Metro North’s comfy seats. Needless to say, not pretty.
Listen, walking through the Diamond District of New York is probably the equivalent of walking through the red light district of Amsterdam. Only people aren’t offering you drugs and sex, they are trying to sell you stuff. Or...
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Rain Rain Go Away. C'mon Again Some Other Day. Oh,...
Not much more to say. Did not dry off for hours. My balls sat there soaking wet on a pleather seat on Metro North’s comfy seats. Needless to say, not pretty.
Listen, walking through the Diamond District of New York is probably the equivalent of walking through the red light district of Amsterdam. Only people aren’t offering you drugs and sex, they are trying to sell you stuff. Or...
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Spark It Up On Your Commute Home
At first, I was thinking, “meh.” It wasn’t that bad ass. THEN all of a suddenly BLAP! Some legit shit starting sparking. I have seen this shit before while taking the train, but never on this level. That’s some shit right there boy.
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Spark It Up On Your Commute Home
At first, I was thinking, “meh.” It wasn’t that bad ass. THEN all of a suddenly BLAP! Some legit shit starting sparking. I have seen this shit before while taking the train, but never on this level. That’s some shit right there boy.
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Times Square. What's the attraction?
Its a retarded place when, if, it is not crowded. Even the day before New Year’s eve…its goddamned MOBBED for a three block radius. I’m just trying to walk from work and you are busy picking out an ‘I <3 New York’ t-shirt at a shitty little kiosk taking up the entire sidewalk. The hate is at such a great level I can no longer type.
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An Insider's Guide to the Metro North
From a great blog Dealbreaker:
The following entry is by a Dealbreaker reader who shall remain nameless, who counts himself among the contingent making the daily trek between southern Connecticut and New York. In short, it’s the rules that must be abided if you hope to survive the jungle that is the Metro North New Haven commute. Whether you’re a neophyte who just moved out to CT or a...
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An Insider's Guide to the Metro North
From a great blog Dealbreaker:
The following entry is by a Dealbreaker reader who shall remain nameless, who counts himself among the contingent making the daily trek between southern Connecticut and New York. In short, it’s the rules that must be abided if you hope to survive the jungle that is the Metro North New Haven commute. Whether you’re a neophyte who just moved out to CT or a...
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Can You Spot What's Wrong With This Picture?
If you said the gas tank is on the wrong side, you might not full credit.
I got home the other day to see someone in my complex’s car had no tires. Now, I highly doubt someone needed new tires, and had no gas; therefore, they took all the wheels off and brought them to Town Fair Tire, leaving the car resting on four milk-crates. Nope, some asshole fuckheads STOLE somebody else’s...
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Can You Spot What's Wrong With This Picture?
If you said the gas tank is on the wrong side, you might not receive full credit.
I got home the other day to see someone in my complex’s car had no tires. Now, I highly doubt someone needed new tires, and had no gas; therefore, they took all the wheels off and brought them to Town Fair Tire, leaving the car resting on four milk-crates. Nope, some asshole fuckheads STOLE somebody...
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“Are you sure?”
– Asshole on train reasking if empty seat was taken
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Wtf are you eating??
Are you seriously chomping on a fucking gyro on the train? And did you ask for extra b.o. smell on it?
I will sit near you and use your weakness to my strength. Hoping no one will be able to stand the stench. Kinda worked too.
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Stick Your Cigarette Up Your Asshole
It would probably improve your breathe. The reason you walk so slow down the street is because you are puffing on a goddamn chimney of a cigarette. You are disgusting. You disgust me. You probably live with your Mom. And you are probably very unhappy sexually. All of which I am not. Naturally. All because I do not smoke. You dick.
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Fucking Holiday Tourists
You are taking up all the good seats on the train! Not only that, you are completely ignorant as to the rules about riding the rails, commuter style. Drive your car to wherever you are going, which is more than likely the most cliche of destinations, like the scum you are. All the best.
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This Always Scares Me.
I can’t HELP but wonder if she’s died. Sitting right across from me, the asshole who snaps pics of people sleeping on the train. I know. I am the one who has to live with myself.
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This Always Scares Me.
I can’t HELP but wonder if she’s died. Sitting right across from me, the asshole who snaps pics of people sleeping on the train. I know. I am the one who has to live with myself.
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Rockabye Baby, on the JOB!
SLEEPING DUTY: Employees snapped this picture allegedly showing security supervisor Ronald Denig (awake, above) dozing on the job at JFK.
I LOVE me some New York Post:
At least nine private security guards at Kennedy Airport have been fired this year for sleeping on the job, The Post has learned.
But the supervisor responsible for getting many of them sacked is still on the job — even...
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Rockabye Baby, on the JOB!
SLEEPING DUTY: Employees snapped this picture allegedly showing security supervisor Ronald Denig (awake, above) dozing on the job at JFK.
I LOVE me some New York Post:
At least nine private security guards at Kennedy Airport have been fired this year for sleeping on the job, The Post has learned.
But the supervisor responsible for getting many of them sacked is still on the job — even...
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Relax. You're in Good Hands.
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Cops and Road Ragers
Per the Beverly Hills Courier:
(CNS) Updated Sunday December 26, 2010 – 9:42am
A Glendale police officer remains on administrative leave while he fights a misdemeanor battery charge in connection with an alleged road rage incident in Burbank.
Good.
Glendale Police Officer Eric Ritter has pleaded not guilty in connection with an alleged fight with another motorist that occurred Oct. 14...
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Cops and Road Ragers
Per the Beverly Hills Courier:
(CNS) Updated Sunday December 26, 2010 – 9:42am
A Glendale police officer remains on administrative leave while he fights a misdemeanor battery charge in connection with an alleged road rage incident in Burbank.
Good.
Glendale Police Officer Eric Ritter has pleaded not guilty in connection with an alleged fight with another motorist that occurred Oct. 14...
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“Ladies and gentlemen. We appreciate your patience. We realize this is...”
– Actual Quote On Board Train
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Oh, Just a Lovely Commute This Morn.
Been snowing for the past 3 days, so you would only naturally assume the train company has been hunkered down developing a robust plan for getting people into work on time. NOPE. First of all, trains were running on a holiday schedule, which means one train every hour. So, instead of running 5+ trains every hour, let’s run only one. Okay. The amount of people waiting on the platform alone...
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5th Worst Snow Storm in New York History
Yeah, have you heard of that whole Snow Storm thingie going on in the Northeast of the United States of America? It has been pretty awful. It was windy as a mofo, and the snow-drifts were badass.
Like crap? Introducing, the world’s most biggest waste of time video from the New York Post:
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5th Worst Snow Storm in New York History
Yeah, have you heard of that whole Snow Storm thingie going on in the Northeast of the United States of America? It has been pretty awful. It was windy as a mofo, and the snow-drifts were badass.
Like crap? Introducing, the world’s most biggest waste of time video from the New York Post:
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It's Not Over!
A day after the big blizzard socked the city with over 20 inches of snow, both Kennedy and Newark airports are set to reopen at 6 p.m., officials said.
Kennedy Airport was closed at 8 p.m. Sunday after thousands of flights had been canceled throughout the day. Newark closed just after 10 p.m.
LaGuardia Airport, the smallest of the three major New York City airports, remained closed...
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A-Train Left Stranded In NYC - Now That's Some...
On one hand, I’m a thankful little fucker for the great deal of snow the Northeast has been a part of over the past 24 hours - train down = no work. But then there are these people. Who have to be nothing short of fucking enraged.
Passengers stuck for several hours on four A trains stalled in snow drifts near Kennedy Airport were finally rescued at about 8 am this morning, NYC Transit...
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And Justice For All (Road Ragers)
Via the Toronto Sun:
Five British men have been sentenced to a total of 20 years in prison after another man was stabbed and hit with a crowbar, hammer and a bottle during what police call a road rage assault.
Ouch.
On May 30, the 30-year-old victim had just left a restaurant in London around 9:30 p.m. when he was almost hit by a car. The victim swore at the car in anger, and...
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And Justice For All (Road Ragers)
Via the Toronto Sun:
Five British men have been sentenced to a total of 20 years in prison after another man was stabbed and hit with a crowbar, hammer and a bottle during what police call a road rage assault.
Ouch.
On May 30, the 30-year-old victim had just left a restaurant in London around 9:30 p.m. when he was almost hit by a car. The victim swore at the car in anger, and...
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He Knows When You are Sleeping...
Via Oregon Live:
Police are questioning a 34-year-old man who is facing harassment charges in connection with a bike vs. car road rage incident this morning in Northeast Portland. The incident took place near Northeast 20th Avenue and Northeast Irving Street just before 9:30 a.m., when witnesses reported seeing a bicyclist, wearing what was described as a red Santa hat, lash out with a bike...
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He Knows When You are Sleeping...
Via Oregon Live:
Police are questioning a 34-year-old man who is facing harassment charges in connection with a bike vs. car road rage incident this morning in Northeast Portland. The incident took place near Northeast 20th Avenue and Northeast Irving Street just before 9:30 a.m., when witnesses reported seeing a bicyclist, wearing what was described as a red Santa hat, lash out with a bike...
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Merry Christmas Bitches!
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I Hate These Fuckers, But This IS Kinda Badass
Sitting in front of my monitor, I could feel the G’s baby! But who gives a fuck about me? Nobody. Who gives a fuck about this guy driving over 195mph on a public roadway? The fuzz does, that’s who. He was arrested after trying to sell his car on ebay, with a link to the video.
Here are two more videos of in the car that I took today. This one is getting onto the highway and...
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I Hate These Fuckers, But This IS Kinda Badass
Sitting in front of my monitor, I could feel the G’s baby! But who gives a fuck about me? Nobody. Who gives a fuck about this guy driving over 195mph on a public roadway? The fuzz does, that’s who. He was arrested after trying to sell his car on ebay, with a link to the video.
Here are two more videos of in the car that I took today. This one is getting onto the highway and...
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I Wonder Why This Particular Seat Right Here Is...
Because the floor looked like this.
Some assholes spilled coffee on the ground. And not just a little bit either. To be honest, I didn’t even notice at first, I was so tired. Not until I had to forcefully peel my shoe off the floor due to the “light and sweet” cup of Joe sloshing around. I actually couldn’t believe how sticky it was. It was as if a porno theater floor...
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First Time to New York?
Which is what I asked you after you started out up the escalator with your giant, oversized bag of shit you were carrying at your side that you decided to fling over your shoulder just as I was walking past. Asshole.
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You are NOT Santa Claus
What you are is a giant dummy walking around in a fictional character’s pretend hat. It serves no practical purpose; doesn’t warm your ears, it blows in your face, and you look LIKE AN ASSHOLE. Merry Christmas!! humbug
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How's It Feel Mr. Officer? You Aint So Big And Bad...
On one hand, I kind of hate cops. The have a badge and more than likely think they are better than you, and will let you know this. On the other hand, LOOK at that news anchor! She looks exactly like Hank Moody’s agent’s boss in Californication, played by Kathleen Turner - man she’s really changed, huh. But back to the point at hand.
Most likely here’s what happened....
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How's It Feel Mr. Officer? You Aint So Big And Bad...
On one hand, I kind of hate cops. The have a badge and more than likely think they are better than you, and will let you know this. On the other hand, LOOK at that news anchor! She looks exactly like Hank Moody’s agent’s boss in Californication, played by Kathleen Turner - man she’s really changed, huh. But back to the point at hand.
Most likely here’s what happened....
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Jingle Bell Rocksucker
I know it’s the Christmas season, but PLEASE do NOT play the fucking music aloud on the train! It’s already EVERYWHERE - in stores, on street, all over television. We don’t need your jolly asses singing songs on a goddamn train. I hope Santa takes a giant shit in your stocking.
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Maybe The Dingo Ate Your Speed Change
What a true mind fuck. Within a brief 11km stretch in Australia, the speed limits will change a mind boggling 11 times. Here’s the breakdown:
REDUCE from 100km/h to 80km/h for 1.5km.
DROP to 50km/h for 0.3km.
UP TO 60km/h for 2.4km.
INCREASE again to 80km/h for 1.1km
BACK to 70km/h for 0.8km.
DOWN to 60km/h for 0.4km.
RECOMMENDED to travel at 55km/h for 0.1km.
A SLIGHT increase to...
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Maybe The Dingo Ate Your Speed Change
What a true mind fuck. Within a brief 11km stretch in Australia, the speed limits will change a mind boggling 11 times. Here’s the breakdown:
REDUCE from 100km/h to 80km/h for 1.5km.
DROP to 50km/h for 0.3km.
UP TO 60km/h for 2.4km.
INCREASE again to 80km/h for 1.1km
BACK to 70km/h for 0.8km.
DOWN to 60km/h for 0.4km.
RECOMMENDED to travel at 55km/h for 0.1km.
A SLIGHT increase to...
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The Government Wouldn't Do Anything To Make Our...
Could it be?
The tax package that the House approved today and sent to President Obama for his signature this afternoon contains a one-year extension of the $230 per month commuter tax benefit for transit users.
Well guess what? It doesn’t fucking matter. My train ticket is being raised by 11.1% come January 1st. AND they won’t be offering me my 2.3% discount for ordering online....
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The Government Wouldn't Do Anything To Make Our...
Could it be?
The tax package that the House approved today and sent to President Obama for his signature this afternoon contains a one-year extension of the $230 per month commuter tax benefit for transit users.
Well guess what? It doesn’t fucking matter. My train ticket is being raised by 11.1% come January 1st. AND they won’t be offering me my 2.3% discount for ordering online....
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India's Roads are Ragin'
Anywhere you mix cars and people, there will be rage. And India has both. Oh, and 4 billion people at that. Indian Express.com says:
A 32-year-old loan agent became a victim of an alleged case of road rage in West Delhi on Monday afternoon when four unidentified persons in a Santro car stabbed him to death following an argument.
First of all, it’s four dudes vs. one guy. Using fists...
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India's Roads are Ragin'
Anywhere you mix cars and people, there will be rage. And India has both. Oh, and 4 billion people at that. Indian Express.com says:
A 32-year-old loan agent became a victim of an alleged case of road rage in West Delhi on Monday afternoon when four unidentified persons in a Santro car stabbed him to death following an argument.
First of all, it’s four dudes vs. one guy. Using fists...
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We Are Not Alone. Anymore.
You know that moment when you discover that there is someone out there just like you?
Okay, maybe it’s never happened to you before, because you are a unique, beautiful snowflake. But something came to my attention, and made me cry. With contempt.
Maybe it is not the EXACT same thing as you, and it might be a more thoughtful, appropriate, or proper way of doing what you do, but the...
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We Are Not Alone. Anymore.
You know that moment when you discover that there is someone out there just like you?
Okay, maybe it’s never happened to you before, because you are a unique, beautiful snowflake. But something came to my attention, and made me cry. With contempt.
Maybe it is not the EXACT same thing as you, and it might be a more thoughtful, appropriate, or proper way of doing what you do, but the...
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Bus Madness. Annoying Ass Madness.
You see that little twat going Bruce Leeroy on that pussy ass kid?
That STUPID bitch just grabbed that girl’s iPhone. SHE deserves to get humbled. Somehow. But it aint happening today.
That guy and his girl should have made their way to the front of the bus, and had the driver call the po-po. OR that dude should have lit into that little twat hanging from the rack. What an annoying...