Commuter Contempt

Saw this on Barstool yesterday. How the fuck can’t you look at this picture and be like, I’m fucking racist.

I’m sure he’s a great guy, really. Probably a champ at his local karaoke bar and everything. But he wears a fucking turban, and works for airport security. That’d be like a Rabbi wearing a nazi uniform to synagogue. Amirite? Perhaps there’s some sort of executive action when it comes to this shit. The TSA might be forced to hire a certain amount of diaperheads to meet some kooky quota. And in the meantime, the pussification of America marches on… Or maybe he is like one of those computer hackers that got caught, and now works for the CIA.

The thing I’d really like to point out is, the fucking turban doesn’t even match the uniform! There’s not ONE BIT of yellow in his uni. Dude should be dismissed on that violation alone. The fact that he blatantly disregards color coordination is the true crime here. And do you think he has like a whole slew of different colors hanging in his closet? Do they make them in various patterns as well? Why not chop your hair off? Why don’t you look in the mirror and decide this looks ridiculous? The list of questions could go on forever.