Commuter Contempt

Seriously, you walk like you are sitting on a ski pole. Sure, your posture is more than likely Doctor recommended, but you look like a giant asshole. No, you really look like a physical asshole. All tight and puckered up, just waiting to let loose. Do you let loose? Do you enjoy yourself, ever? I bet you wear the same suit to bed everynight. Those are your work clothes, and your pajamas. Unbutton a button every once in a while will ya.