September 23rd, 2011

Chicks In High Heels Are Like Tighrop Walkers. Usually Hotter Too.

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I was following a female as I walked to the train station. this girl was wearing probably 4” heels. And she was coming from work. Or going to work, as a prostitute. But I was watching her walk. And not in an incredibly creepy way either. The kind of way where you think to yourself, “holy shit, it must be tough to walk in those fucking things.” As er heel would land, her ankle would sort of struggle to find it’s balance, and at any moment it seemed as though she would just topple over. And this was with every single step she took! Why not wear some smaller heels, or flats, or something that doesn’t make you look whore-ish at work. On the bright side, your calfs…they looked nice. Must be due to all that struggling while you walk.

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