Homeless Man, I Know You Aren’t Homeless

Bro, c’mon. You’ve got yourself a Tapout hat. What homeless dude has a Taput anything? And it’ snot like you’re a dirty fuck, with a dirty beard, saying crazy things. No. Your beard is somewhat overgrown, but nothing out of the ordinary. And you have a nice Swiss Army bag. You’re fake as shit brah and I’m on to you. And I know you’re so happy that the weather is beginning to turn cold, because all these other suckers out here will feel bad for you. But not me. I’m not feeling bad for no one. And that includes you.
