Commuter Contempt

At first I didn’t know what I was looking for. Even the second time I still didn’t really know what to look for. Only when they zoom that shit up so close I couldn’t help but notice, HOLY SHIT, there’s a man sliding from the car. And slide from the car in a beautiful manner he did.

It appears as though he is still on a cell phone when it happens. If that is the case, HOLY SHIT, get this man on the Olympic team…for whatever country this is from.