Commuter Contempt

It’s not about being greedy. It’s about, that’s how many armrests there are on the plane. Everyone gets one, you dumb fuck who can’t arrange his flight so he doesn’t get stuck in the middle. You do get at LEAST one, and yes, you can lobby for two. But aren’t YOU the one being greedy now? Sorry you have to sit in the middle the entire flight, but Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up about it. You probably make it a point to ruin others’ flights because yours sucks giant donkey scholng. Fuck you, I say. Fuck you real good. Ah, ooh, push it.