Commuter Contempt

It’s Grand Central Terminal.  Probably the busiest anything anywhere. Walking through GCT is just plain awful - way too many people. And most of them start walking, then stop. Either because they’re lost, or are too busy looking like a tourist. But these slapcock Carltons from the University of Rochester are just waiting for someone to turn and pay some sort of attention. Not only was the song just meh, but it came off as desperate. Like the really drunk chubby girl that would be at every college party, just BEGGING for cock. And no one wanted to give it to her because the stench of desperation just made their peepees soft. Yeah, this, is just like that.

If you had any brains at all, you’d dress like some homeless dudes, sing that gay song again, and wow the tourists walking outside. Tourists eat the homeless act up. Which is why this guy makes a living.