Commuter Contempt

You just used the bathroom on the train. Not only is that dumb, but when you left the lavatory someone was waiting to used the damn thing. You, being your normal helpful self said, “It’s disgusting in there!” This makes me think…

1. You like to make painfully obvious comments
2. You just blew that bitch up and are embarassed

Now, I happen to know the answer is #1. For no other reason than you were in there for at most 15 seconds. Which means, you say dumb shit.