Commuter Contempt

Seriously, you have all the time in the world to come up with something original and witty. Really? What, was Hellen Keller not “snappy” enough for ya? This is about as original as, “Where’d ya get your license…in a box of cracker jacks?! OHHHH!” So incredibly lame. Although, I do applaud your intentions.

Btw, you know what Stevie Wonder’s favorite color is? Corduroy.