Commuter Contempt

Sorry it took so long to publish this video. It’s been a bitch cleaning the chunks out of my keyboard.

Thank fucking God this video is blurry as shit (pun intended as fuck), because this is just ri-goddamn-diculously nasty. Dude’s just walking around with a healthy portion of feces just splatted on the back of his stone-washed jeans.

I kept wondering, just how does this end? He sits on the subway, smearing the poopie all over the place. Granted, he’s drunk as fuck and most likely won’t have a recollection. So, the worst he experiences is waking up with dry, crusted shit all over his jeans, presumably his floor, and definitely somewhere else on his body. Which means, this fuck got off lucky. A quick shower, and a trip to the dumpster to dispose of his clothes and he’s right back where he started. Looking for  booze.