October 26th, 2011

Reason #2,586 To Wear Your Seatbelt

Crash Test Dummies

I have watched this 20+ times. It wasn’t until at least the 7th time that I realized there were three dummies in that fucking car. The first guy goes SHOOTING straight up. I’m trying to figure out wear that mofo was sitting. So I never sit in that seat again. The second two dummies looked like they sustained minimal damages and survived. The first one, not so much.

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