This Fucking Guy Is O-U-T

Either that or he’s giving his imaginary friend a beej. Homeboy is just comatose!
I’ve never been able to understand how people just get that asleep on a train. Every time my body sense REM, I wake the fuck up. All paranoid and shit. I wake up worrying if I’m drooling or snoring. If only I could learn to be like this dude.
