Mr. Softee is a Hardened Criminal

This guy got soft served.
Just because you are licensed to transport people from place to place for money doesn’t mean that you always can, as Oner Ismail learned recently. On Sunday morning, the limo driver was working his second job as a Mister Softee driver when he witnessed five partygoers unable to hail a cab to the next party destination. So he did what any good business man would do - pulled over and gave them a ride to the next club, for a price. Unfortunately for Ismail, a nearby taxi enforcement officer was watching. Needless to say, he was unamused and slapped Ismail with a freezing cold fine of $350. It just goes to show that not all sweet gestures pay off.
Really? You must be fucking joking. Taxi Enforcement Officer?! He must have been recently promoted from station janitor.
