April 1st, 2011

It’s The 1st Of The Month…

Which means, OF COURSE, I forgot my monthly ticket at home sitting in my desk drawer.

The thing arrives on March 25th, which is way too early for my dumb ass to remember to grab it on the 1st, ans also way too early where I think another piece of paper in my wallet is going to be way too much for me to handle and I’m sure I will remember it for the beginning of next month in 6 days.

Bottom line - I am a giant fucking asshole.

I’m fine for the ride in, when they take your last month’s ticket, but I know the usual miserable fuck train conductor on my ride home will be a giant turd. Really looking forward to that. My name is in their database, look it the fuck up.

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