Commuter Contempt

Yup, that was me this morning.

Could not catch a fucking break whatsoever. It’s like shitty dominoes. Except, instead of the dominoes falling over one after the other, and being unlimited amount of cheap fun, the dominoes stand up into your face and won’t let you drive through them. Of course you could just push the goddamn thing down and go through to the next one, but someone might write your ass a giant ticket. Instead, you just wait there because at the end of the day, it doesn’t fucking matter. If you miss your train, or are late to a meeting, so bit it. Or buy a damn helicopter.