May 20th, 2011

Ever What Is Under Your Train Seat?

Answer: a whole bunch of shit.

It’s like the homeless hub of train tickets. Motherfuckers just crowded around trying to stay warm. Most of them are probably from the 70’s and 80’s. Oldtimers who pass on wisdom to the newer ticket stubs. You can tell like colors stay together. It’s for safety reasons, obviously. It’s get or get got under there. Only the strong survive. Upon further review, it’s a bunch of shit no one has picked up during the course of the NINETY YEARS it appears this piece of shit has been running.

  1. commutercontempt posted this
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