Commuter Contempt

From Missouri:

Police are investigating a July 8 road rage incident near Highway 30 and Gravois Bluffs Boulevard.  Police said a motorist accidentally cut off another vehicle and in retaliation the victim was struck with a burrito thrown from the suspect’s vehicle. No injuries were reported in the incident.

BAHAHA! You showed that motherfucker, huh.

This has to be one of those scenarios where you do something, and are like, holy shit I can’t believe that just happened. Like this motorist was just throwing the thing AT the other person. There’s no way they thought they were going to HIT the other person. When I was about 10 years old, I’ll never forget this, my brother was in the woods about 50 yards away from me. I picked up a tennis ball and launched it in the air at him. The tennis ball navigated its way through leaves, branches, and ultimately bounced square off the middle of his head. A fight then ensued. But I remember thinking, as he was charging at me, “ho-lee-shit. I can’t believe that actually hit him.” It was worth the scrap afterwards.

In conclusion, don’t waste food you fucking idiot. Take your shoe off and throw it. I’ve always been a huge fan of that.