Commuter Contempt

There’s plenty of room on the train dude. So why the fuck are you asking to sit in the middle of a 3seater? You like sitting in between two strangers? Does that make you feel safe? Like nothing can hurt you? Well it’s really fucking annoying - please don’t do it. I’m not just being a dick because I hate sitting next to people but the train wasn’t even packed. There were seats open in 2seaters and you opt for the middle of a 3. It just doesn’t really make much sense is all. Well, enjoy the middle seat you asshole.