Commuter Contempt

I’m fucking gagging right now. Seriously. I fucking love mayo. I put it on almost every sandwich I eat. even cheesesteaks, fuck it. But to just just pound mayo straight from the jar…it leaves me speechless. And not in a good way either. In a I just walked in on my parents having sex doggystyle kind of way.

Listen here lady. See, this is the type of shit you do at home when no one is looking. feel free to run to your fridge in your apartment and have at that beautiful jar of Hellman’s, but do not, for any reason, bring this shit into public. No one wants to see that shit. I don’t care if you don’t care, someone cares, and that someone is everyone. You disgust me you pig.