Commuter Contempt

I get it. To each person you are allowed a certain amount of space to protect yourself from wet raindrops, but jesus christ, there’s no need to go and get all cunty about everything. Your umbrella just smacked me in the back of the domepiece so you could walk safely by. But before you go, I must say, fuck you, you twat. Watch your shit whore. It’s not even like your umbrella is that huge. And if you do hit someone in the head at least say goddamn sorry. Bitch.h