Commuter Contempt

What. The Fuck. Anyone else thinking they’re talking about trannys’ cock-to-vagina surgeries? Well, apparently I didn’t go to college for 9 years, because this is what it is.

WEDNESDAY, May 11 (HealthDay News) — In women, a vaginal mesh support is more effective for repairing a common type of pelvic organ prolapse — which occurs when pelvic organs fall out of place — than simply stitching the connective tissue in the vaginal wall muscle back together, finds new research.

But the newer procedure comes with a higher rate of serious complications during the surgery, such as bladder perforation and pelvic hemorrhage, and adverse events after the surgery, including new urinary incontinence and pain during sex, according to the study.

I didn’t know pelvic organs ever “fell out of place”. Frankly, I didn’t know there were, pelvic organs. But holy shit.

Train advertisement on LIRR. Thanks MetroAds!

I’m all for the “If you see something, say something.” Because hey, why the fuck shouldn’t you. But I would like to propose a slight change, and I think it might be more accurate, and attention grabbing. Instead of saying it was “left by accident”, I say it be changed to, “left by some inconsiderate asshole.” Because only assholes leave their stuff on the train. Or stupid people. Stupid people do that too. Or people who are normal. Because everyday normal people do that too. You know what? Fuck it. Just leave the Goddamn ad as is. Forget I said anything.

Or maybe it just means talking in general. Hey ladies, DO NOT TALK WHEN HE IS DRIVING - PERIOD. If it aint annoying, it’s really annoying. Unless you’re going to talk about how you’re going to blow him in two seconds while he’s driving, then yeah, he’s all ears. Otherwise clam it!

And yes, little baby jesus is crying his fucking ass off right now. Direct-link, it’s the way of the world nowadays you .de fucks!

It’s true. Backpacks aren’t people, and you should be a dick and leave them on a seat so people can’t sit down.

I’m the first to be guilty of this crime. Although I will move the fuck out of my bag to let someone sit down. But if I can throw up some psychological defense, by letting them know, without me officially saying, that I don’t want them to sit there, then I’m going to do it. But if you are man enough to ask me to move my shit, you deserve the spot. Those are the fuckheads I want sitting next to me. If that makes any sense…

C’mon, the guy’s Mom has a tattoo that says “son”. Sharks have a week named after HIM. So when he says he submits his rage online here, you best believe him.