If Only I Got Stuck “Behind” Someone Like This On The Escalator
You Are making Your Bag On Wheels Inconvenient. Exactly How The Fuck Are You Able To Accomplish That?
Walking down the aisle on the train and you are dragging your oversized carry-on like a little child. Pick that shit up. you have said “excuse me” at least 15 times through 2 cars. You shouldn’t have to ask people to move so you can be so American and drag your shit like a lazy fuckstick.
You even ran over the conductor’s feet! You are such a twat who deserves to ride on the roof.
If I ever have to walk behind you again
just fucking shoot me! Your ass is as wide as three people. You walk as slow as an elderly with severe osteoporosis. And I swear you are intentionally moving left, and or right, as I am attempting to pass you on this busy sidewalk. For your sake, I hope you are walking to Weight Watchers.
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