Commuter Contempt

I get it. To each person you are allowed a certain amount of space to protect yourself from wet raindrops, but jesus christ, there’s no need to go and get all cunty about everything. Your umbrella just smacked me in the back of the domepiece so you could walk safely by. But before you go, I must say, fuck you, you twat. Watch your shit whore. It’s not even like your umbrella is that huge. And if you do hit someone in the head at least say goddamn sorry. Bitch.h

There’s never a reason to punch a broad. But this twat sure comes close.

This woman was talking too loud on the train when the conductor politely asked her to keep it down and stop using profanity or to take it to the vestibule. She jumped up and started yelling about how “educated” she is, proving the exact opposite.

There was an announcement a minute later asking all passengers to please not use profanity on the train, “especially those people who went to Harvard or Yale or are from Westport.”

The sister conductor there must really need this job. Or just got her nails did. Because I have no idea how she didn’t just LAY into her face. Pulling the whole, “I just touched you. NOW I HAVE to get kicked off.” No one needs to kick your ass off this train. Get your cunty crotch up and get to the vestibule, AND GET THE FUCK OFF.

Nobody gives a steaming turd about where you went to school either. You aint that smart, you’re riding the fucking train.

Speaking of which. That’s the entire reason this situation arose. She was talking loudly. It’s rule #1 on the train. Also, it’s the most unenforced rule on the train too. Good for this conductor doing something about it. This conductor chick deserves a goddamn raise, and an immediate vacation. With pay. You know she was seconds from goin’ all ghetto. You just know.

You grabbed the middle seat of an empty 3seater. Good for you tho, not one person seating next to you. Ballers gonna ball.

There’s a ton going on in here. Firstly, it goes from zero to sixty in no time flat, and it’s an entire team effort here.

You have to figure the lady at the lower end of the screen was at fault because (a) she kept on running her mouth (b) homeboy told her to shut the fuck up - and she did.

Any video with gratuitous use of the word cunt, gets two thumbs up from me.

Oh look! Here’s the sequel.

Annnnnnnnnd then the guy hit the lady. Not the classiest of moves. But you can’t say she didn’t have it coming.

Annnnnnnnnd then the other guy sticking up for the twat annoying the ENTIRE train. Yeah bro, STOP trying to get some “I’m a good guy sticking up for the female race” pussy. Never happens. They will say thank you, but that’s it. No pussy or nothin’. Just save it.

Annnnnnnnnd then the empty apology to the little kid.

Thanks again Barstool….

Yo.What the FUCK is wrong with you? On what planet does this seem like an okay idea? How do you even get ALL OF THAT out the door in time so you don’t have half your shit on the platform, and half your shit in the car? HOW?!

The problem with the internet, and jamokes taking candid video, is that you very often drop right into the middle of the argument or whatever it is that is transpiring.

The chick did something. This much we know. What that something is, I haven’t a clue.  But this dude goes loco on her ass.  So much so, that even the first guy she was fighting with admits it was too far. But was it too far? Who the fuck knows. I don’t care - love me some action on mass transportation though.

You cut in front of ME in the turnstile line. Offense You can not swipe your pass like an unretarded person. Offense I walk into you because you are not unretarded. Offense You get mad at ME because you are not unretarded. You are a complete cunt - I want to extend a giant FUCK YOU!

You are taking up two lanes on a stairwell. You on one side, and your bag on the other. Carry it in front of you, you lazy bitch. It has wheels for God’s sake DRAG the thing behind you.

When I am at a stoplight, in a rush naturally, and the dick in front of me is searching through their center console. Probably looking for the web address to Craigs List gay encounters. Oh no, I know what is worse! When the same thing happens but the female is putting on make up!! Not only do you inconsiderately stall, but you look at ME, like I’M the asshole. No. You are. You are the asshole

You know the lady probably said some shit assuming that the guy wouldn’t hit her. AND she was right.  But dragging her foot from underneath her so she can’t walk, that is perfectly acceptable.

Because you walk so fucking slow!! Speed it up a bit and you might lose some weight, consequently causing some guy to actually pay attention to you. And who the fuck knows, you might even get a ring for your fat finger!  Btw - walking fast won’t do anything for that face of yours, but it couldn’t hurt.

just fucking shoot me!  Your ass is as wide as three people.  You walk as slow as an elderly with severe osteoporosis. And I swear you are intentionally moving left, and or right, as I am attempting to pass you on this busy sidewalk. For your sake, I hope you are walking to Weight Watchers.

What you did this weekend????????????????????? Answer: NO!!!!

…fall and hit the lady talking loudly on her cell phone directly under them.