Commuter Contempt

No clue what the precipice was for this lovely gem aboard the SEPTA in Philly, but when homeboy driver told him to go some some dick, my heart skipped a beat.  What beautiful retort, because clearly this guy WAS on his way to suck some cock. Anyone who continues to tell EVERYONE ELSE that he’s “about to slap” someone is gay. Even if they like the vagine.

We’ve seen this one before. A while back. But now we get a chance to see it again, only now we have some uppity fucks commenting on it. And, I have to agree with them.

Why didn’t this dude do anything? Is he really that nice because he didn’t want to hit a bitch? Was he scared? Should he have hit them? Me…personally, I don’t know if I could have contained my shit like he did. And in the end, it doesn’t really matter. These girls are a bunch of twats and who cares if they get an MP3 player, because at the end of the day the are the ones who have to put their shitty heads on their shitty pillows and live with themselves.

What are your thoughts? Would you hit these bitches?

Let me ask you a question. Would this bitch be racist if she never uttered the word “black”. For instance, if she just went after her for being fat, she would just be a twat. But the fact she mentioned “black” she’s a racist. If she just said, “You think you can do whatever you like because you’re _____.” She had so many options to choose from. And she went with the suckers choice. Of course she did.

Homegirl yelling at her to get a cab is spot-on. It’s all in the mass transportation game, girl. you knew what you were getting into. You are the only one who did this to you.

I’m fucking gagging right now. Seriously. I fucking love mayo. I put it on almost every sandwich I eat. even cheesesteaks, fuck it. But to just just pound mayo straight from the jar…it leaves me speechless. And not in a good way either. In a I just walked in on my parents having sex doggystyle kind of way.

Listen here lady. See, this is the type of shit you do at home when no one is looking. feel free to run to your fridge in your apartment and have at that beautiful jar of Hellman’s, but do not, for any reason, bring this shit into public. No one wants to see that shit. I don’t care if you don’t care, someone cares, and that someone is everyone. You disgust me you pig.

Have a good weekend.

What’s the background here you ask?

So, I was riding the B62 towards Williamsburg, when this lady (pictured) starts playing music on her iPhone. The bus driver hears it and asks her to turn it off or use headphones. Then she absolutely goes ape-shit.

There might be nothing worse than when someone is already in the wrong, and then they go and get mad at someone for calling them out on their shit. It seems to be a recurring trend, whereby passengers feel “entitled” to something when riding. It happened recently with an educated cunt on her way to New Haven, and now it’s just everyday type shit.

To just blatantly attack a driver, conductor, or cab driver for no reason, well, it’s completely unacceptable. Now, I realize these people can be cunts. But if you become a cunt, because they call you out on your cuntish activities, then you are just a giant dripping twat.

And another thing. Where is Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton on this shit? She called the dude just doing his job a “honky”. Now, I don’t know much, but I’m pretty sure that has some racial overtones to it. This is an outrage I say!

And for the record, I would like to applaud this bus driver for having the balls to tell her to put on some earphones or something. There IS nothing worse than when people think they can play music out loud in public. Fuck you, and your music.

There must be a whole niche of porno dedicated to this. Wheelchair porn. And then within that genre, there is then a Manual vs. Electric wheelchair divide. And then from there… You get where I’m going with this. Porno knows no bounds. Amirite?

It’s bad enough this school bus has stopped ALL traffic, but the kids getting on it make so much worse. Hey, it’s the fucking school bus honey, get on it! Don’t take your time. Don’t climb halfway up the stairs, stop, turn around to mom and yell some trivial shit. Get your fucking body on the bus.

And to the mom who delays the entire thing because the kid has forgotten something and you come running up with a brown paper bag and running like it’s a goddamn relay. Get your shit together. Please.

Go ahead you jackass, block the pedestrian walkway with your enormous vehicle, because you had to blow a red light for absolutely no reason. You are not a plane leaving Kennedy, you are a fucking bus. You drive, and people get on and off depending on what time you get there. So as I see it, there is no purpose to blow a red light, block the walkway and make pedestrians, who have been waiting patiently, wait for another light. Go fuck yourself please.

That bus can drive until the wheels fall off, but no distance will take the ghetto out these bitches.

There’s not much to say. You saw it all, and the annoying narrator filled in the rest. Her poor children were forced to judge the fight. Which sucked btw. Should have been a ton worse seeing that it was two on one, but I digress.

Something to note here - that bitch is DEFINITELY not 140. She hasn’t seen 140 since 4th grade. Very kind you are crime stoppers, very kind.

Honestly, these public transit workers MUST put up with a ton of shit from the many thankless fuckheads out there. Apparently, some punk wanted a piece of the driver, until the piece presented itself. Luckily for him there were doors in the rear. Fucking public transit…