Commuter Contempt

You can’t really fault this lady person too much for strapping a cell phone to their head. At least she’s out there making moves. While you’re still in you car trying to text without looking at your iPhone keyboard. Or better yet, you driving with your phone on speaker, thinking that’s hands free. Where’s the phone when you do that, huh?

Or maybe it just means talking in general. Hey ladies, DO NOT TALK WHEN HE IS DRIVING - PERIOD. If it aint annoying, it’s really annoying. Unless you’re going to talk about how you’re going to blow him in two seconds while he’s driving, then yeah, he’s all ears. Otherwise clam it!

And yes, little baby jesus is crying his fucking ass off right now. Direct-link, it’s the way of the world nowadays you .de fucks!

No joke. It sounded like large rats scratching at 80 grit sandpaper. Maybe it was a prelude for some better part of a cell ring, but what I heard was nothing short of wtf inducing.

In any event, put it on vibrate beyotch.

I know, it MUST be shopped. But more than likely, it’s legit. Why? Because people are assholes, and people do shit like this the entire time. Most of them, however, do not work for the Texas Department of Public Safety. Which is where the Photoshopping more than likely comes in.

I have to be honest though, I’ve never done the double phone whilst driving. It’s tough enough to manage one of anything, let alone adding another device to the mix. I wish this person the absolute worst. I really do. Fuck you. I hope some sort of ramification comes about as a result of you being a complete cocksucker.

Wow, this woman is a giant twat. Not an unusual occurrence, but a twat nonetheless.

Lakeysha Beard was charged with disorderly conduct after police said she got into a verbal altercation with passengers on the train. The other passengers complained she refused to put down her cellphone, even after train staff made repeated announcements for passengers to not use cellphones, according to police.

When a passenger confronted her about her loud talking, police said Beard got aggressive. She had reportedly been talking non-stop on the phone since getting on the train in Oakland, Calif.

Beard was taken into custody until a family member could come and pick her up.

I wish, WISH, I could have been witness to this miracle. Now, I’m not one to judge, but you can just tell she is a huge cunt. All pissed because she was at fault. Thank you Commuter God, thank you.

Has there ever been a more “typical” police sketch? If they showed his lower half he would be holding a hookah whilst sitting on a magic carpet. But what did our friendly sketch man “allegedly”  do to deserve such a portrait? Only something not so nice, of course.

A knife-wielding cabby tied up and raped a young female passenger in the back seat of his yellow taxi in Brooklyn, police sources said last night.

The 26-year-old victim’s nightmare began early Friday after a night of drinking at Public Assembly on North Sixth Street near Kent Avenue in Williamsburg.

After hailing the cab and asking to be taken to her home in Manhattan, the intoxicated victim fell asleep, the sources said.

When she came to, her hands had been bound with a scarf and the driver was raping her.

The cabby then took the victim’s cellphone and $20 and pushed her out of the vehicle at Rodney and South First streets, cops said.

Now, I might be a natural born skeptic, but this sounds to me like someone needed attention and filed a totally bogus, and totally made up report with local police. I’m calling it right now. I will give it one week before we hear that she made the whole thing up. So the guy wants some ass, AND a cell phone? C’mon. She just went slightly over the top with all this shit. The photo looks like EVERY OTHER cab driver in NY. I need to see the results of the rape test.

She walked a few blocks and reported the attack to police.

The woman was taken to a hospital where she was treated for facial and hand cuts.

The driver was described as in his early 40s and approximately 5-foot-8, cops said.

A Taxi and Limousine Commission spokesman said no suspect has been identified, and declined further comment.

If she smelled of booze, case closed. It’s false. She fell down, lost her cell phone and felt like a loser. That is just MY OWN PERSONAL OPINION. Which normal turns out to be correct. Always.

Red lights are red no more. Fuck, when you are stopped nothing passes the time more than surfing your smartphone. Legal? Maybe not. Effective at passing time? Fuck yeah.

But if you text while you drive, you are a giant asshole. It seriously is not a joke. Especially for women drivers. You are already at a disadvantage in being an inherently bad driver. So to take your eyes off the road that you probably aren’t watching anyway to definitely not watch it by texting. For fuck sake, just make a phone call.

Yes, it’s illegal to drive and talk on a cell phone. And yes, you are an idiot.

If you turn your phone on speaker and hold it close to your head it’s still illegal you GD moron. You have not figured out some secret loophole in the system. You are supposed to use HANDS FREE, which means you should NOT USE YOUR HANDS. At this point, it’s probably safer for you to wedge the thing in between your fat cheek and ugly shoulder.

…fall and hit the lady talking loudly on her cell phone directly under them.

Because I don’t think people in the other train car can fucking hear your ringer!!! And while you’re at it, don’t rush to pick it up either.  Take your fucking time.  I absolutely love the “groovy” ringer set. Dick…