August 12th, 2011

Can’t The Automobile Industry Come Up With Something Already?

This is a serious fucking problem people. No matter what I do to my windshield to clean it, it doesn’t get nor stay clean. It’s a stubborn cunt. Sure, everything looks good for a bit, then when you hit the sun or drive at night, you see more streaks than my underwear after a fiber one bar. Can’t these automobile manufacturers just figure something out already as to how to accurately clean a goddamn windshield because I sure as shit cannot.

January 21st, 2011

That was me this morning…

Yeah, the dick who did not clean any snow off his car. I don’t care for you or your safety, frankly. I’m lazy and do not feel like cleaning my car, plain and simple. The faster I drive, the quicker the powder blows off. If you are in my wake, tough titties to you then.

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