Commuter Contempt

This is a serious fucking problem people. No matter what I do to my windshield to clean it, it doesn’t get nor stay clean. It’s a stubborn cunt. Sure, everything looks good for a bit, then when you hit the sun or drive at night, you see more streaks than my underwear after a fiber one bar. Can’t these automobile manufacturers just figure something out already as to how to accurately clean a goddamn windshield because I sure as shit cannot.

At first I was all like, it’s totally Africa. But then I looked again and was all like, it could also totally be South America. Goddamn, my commute makes me fucking crazy!

It’s the grate that goes over the fluorescent lights in the vestibules of the train I took this morning. God-DAMN. That is a ton of dust that has built up on that bitch. You are probably looking at years and years of sickness right there.

Instead of WRITING “wash me” on the back of your car, why not just WASH THE FUCKING THING!!! Lazy, unoriginal fuck.