Commuters, It’s Shit Like This
You are not at your house. Therefore, do not take your shoes off and lounge aorund as if you were laying down at home. Leave your shoes on while on mass transportation. It’s simple, right?
Yes, This Guy Really Did This
The only thing dirtier than the MTA train floor has to be the floor after a scat porn shoot. I feel like boiling my shoes every evening after walking on this filth. But this guy gave absolutely no fucks this day. And why should he - it was Friday.
I caught him doing this out of the corner of my eye. I turned, and yes, it was verified - the dude went au naturale with his tootsies on the train.
Maybe I’m only a fraction less creepy for snapping a total three pics. But in my defense, I thought they all looked blurry. No, fuck that. I should have stood up, yelled, “WTF are you doing duuuuuuude!?” And took a pic. But I’m above that type of shit. I’m more of an “anonymous asshole fighting the world online” type of guy.
Those were my stinky feet on the train yesterday. Just so you know.
It snowed yesterday. I wore sneakers with dress socks to and from the train. As you are well aware, it’s a deadly combination. My sincerest apologies. But not really.
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