Commuter Contempt

Yeah, I fucking hate that.

I’m sitting on the train and my BlackBerry would shut the fuck up. The double vibration is driving me crazy. Why do people wait until Friday to annoy the shit out of you with stupid items that could have been taken care of earlier in the week? Doesn’t everyone know Friday is the day to put 50% into your job because the weekend is staring right at you in your face? If you don’t know, now you know. Stop sending me emails work fuckers.

Feel the groove. Feel it! FEEL IT NOW!

If I drink one 16 ounce beer every 20 minutes, and my commute is one hour and twenty home, then I can easily deduce that I can slug exactly FIVE Coors Lights to pass the time. People all over the world, joins hands…