Commuter Contempt

You know when you fill up your tank and go to lock the pump handle in place and there’s nothing to enable you to accomplish this? I fucking hate that.

Listen, I want to spend money at your fucking gas station. But guess what? I’m not going to buy one more fucking thing besides this gas if you’re going to pull this shit. Fuck you. What’s the point of this anyhow? According to the world wide web, it’s so you don’t forget that you’re filling up and driving away. Or created static energy by going into your car. Well fuck that. When’s the last time you heard of a gas station going aflame because of static charge. Me? I’ve never heard that shit. But I have seen a ton of idiots drive away, thanks to fail blog.

Thanks to Google images, I found this fix. FTW!

And we all know I’m dead wrong…

What is it about having to get gas that sucks a giant cock? I think it’s a combination between the extreme prices and the utter inconvenience. “If only they could invent a car that ran on water!” Nope. You would still have to fill it the fuck up, and it would suck.

Staggering stats from an anonymous chart.

I’m American, I complain about my gas prices, and I will not shut the fuck up. You know why? Because they are GD expensive, that’s why. I can’t keep on keepin’ my shit on if I’m shelling out a shitload of legal tender when I fill the fuck up. Jeez, it almost makes me want to get out in the fresh air, walk to where I need to go, get healthy and fit and save a bunch of money. Almost.

I’m not even talking about an SUV or anything. I drive a regular baseline Nissan Altima with a regular tank. It is going way beyond ridiculous at this point.

I used to fill her up with just a little over $30 dollars, NOW, have a look, it’s over $70 fucking US dollars! I don’t even drive anywhere cool enough to justify paying this much for petroleum. I’m speechless. And poorer.

Never fucking fails. Ever. Never on payday do need to fill up my car. Nope. As soon as my bank account gets low, my light goes on. I’m sure it has nothing to do with my completely ineptitude to time when, and how much gas I use vs the amount in my account. Nope, nothing to do with it.

…you should be fired!!!  It is so fucking logical it hurts.  When one light turns green, the next one should too.  Nothing like wasting a little more gas with stopping and then going and then stopping once again about a football field away.

It must be a monkey, right? On mushrooms, right? With no arms, right? Has to be…