I was enthralled with clicking this link. They told me I could save over $12,500 over 10 years! Holy shit! Sign me the fuck up, right? Wrong bitches. I’m sure you already clicked the link, but it’s to a video that tells you to “RIDE YOUR BIKE INSTEAD OF DRIVING”. Gee, fucking thanks. If you walk to work, you’d save money too. And would lose weight. And you wouldn’t have to buy/wear any of the embarrassing spandex.
And we all know I’m dead wrong…
What is it about having to get gas that sucks a giant cock? I think it’s a combination between the extreme prices and the utter inconvenience. “If only they could invent a car that ran on water!” Nope. You would still have to fill it the fuck up, and it would suck.
Every year it gets more and more ridiculous. Gas prices continue to climb. I remember paying a little over $20 to fill a standard Honda Accord. Now it’s nearly $50. These prices are going to push us into a worse recession.
However, in defense of gas prices, us fucking idiots continue to fill our shit up on a daily basis no matter what the cost. Remember getting a stupid chain email that said, “National Don’t Get Gas Day”? How if we all didn’t fill up on this specific day it would “cripple” the industry. Yeah….didn’t work. We still gotta get to work somehow, and these motherfuckers know this.
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