Commuter Contempt

You know when you fill up your tank and go to lock the pump handle in place and there’s nothing to enable you to accomplish this? I fucking hate that.

Listen, I want to spend money at your fucking gas station. But guess what? I’m not going to buy one more fucking thing besides this gas if you’re going to pull this shit. Fuck you. What’s the point of this anyhow? According to the world wide web, it’s so you don’t forget that you’re filling up and driving away. Or created static energy by going into your car. Well fuck that. When’s the last time you heard of a gas station going aflame because of static charge. Me? I’ve never heard that shit. But I have seen a ton of idiots drive away, thanks to fail blog.

Thanks to Google images, I found this fix. FTW!

Just sayin’.

If I could see some shit like this every time I filled my beater up, you can best believe I would be at the pump daily.

The aftermath was horrifying. Wigs, dresses, you name it, were strewn around the gas station ground. Oh, and the girls be gettin’ nekkid! Top me off and I’ll grab me some popcorn!