Commuter Contempt

Thank fucking God people have cameras just rolling in their cars 24/7 nowadays. 15 years ago, this would have been nothing but a funny story. Today, it’s the greatest thing I’ve seen all week.

I have watched this 20+ times. It wasn’t until at least the 7th time that I realized there were three dummies in that fucking car. The first guy goes SHOOTING straight up. I’m trying to figure out wear that mofo was sitting. So I never sit in that seat again. The second two dummies looked like they sustained minimal damages and survived. The first one, not so much.

Still trying to figure out how these muppets were able to do this. Homeboy must have been holding on to a roofrack, with blatant disregard for his life. There’s no other option. Unless it’s all studio stuff, with green screen and shit. You can never tell nowadays with this kids.

Your car is flooded in? Forget it. Have some fun. Get an idiot friend who doesn’t care about his piece of shit car, attach a rope to said piece of shit car and go wakeboarding. And you know how when you crash wakeboarding, as per usual, on an actual lake, it hurts? Well, don’t mind the pavement just a few feet underwater. Pay no mind it’s like rubber when wet. I think.