Commuter Contempt

It’s Grand Central Terminal.  Probably the busiest anything anywhere. Walking through GCT is just plain awful - way too many people. And most of them start walking, then stop. Either because they’re lost, or are too busy looking like a tourist. But these slapcock Carltons from the University of Rochester are just waiting for someone to turn and pay some sort of attention. Not only was the song just meh, but it came off as desperate. Like the really drunk chubby girl that would be at every college party, just BEGGING for cock. And no one wanted to give it to her because the stench of desperation just made their peepees soft. Yeah, this, is just like that.

If you had any brains at all, you’d dress like some homeless dudes, sing that gay song again, and wow the tourists walking outside. Tourists eat the homeless act up. Which is why this guy makes a living.

Hey, it could be a lot worse. He could be using his own feces as hair gel or some shit. Homeless people give zero fucks in general. So it’s kind of encouraging to see this man actually grooming himself. Even if he is using plastic cutlery, who gives a shit, you go boy. Get those matted fucks out of that gorgeous gorgeous beard.

Via NYC Blog:

How do you even get this amount of shit collected? Then, how do you manage to transport this shit to the 6 train?? I have never noticed elevators, though there must be. UPS would be scratching their fucking heads how this classless bum manages this shit.

You are about as homeless, as a fucking house. Meaning, you are a fake ass panhandler.

Case in point, you took a week off from begging, when you normally work every day. You take vacation?! What, did you go sleep on another block? Visit another park in NYC?? AND You shaved your beard down. You aint fooling anyone except all these suckers giving you money. How much do you make? Seriously, I need to know. Because if it’s more than me, then I want a fucking job working for you. I will go and do personal errands, such as buying Sharpies and cardboard.