It’s 90 Degrees Outside, How Is My Windshiel Fogged Up?
Color me a complete science idiot, but it makes no sense that my windows are fogged up and it’s gorgeous as fuck out. I should not have to use my defrost in the Summer. Just out of principle.
This Is How Hot It Was Last Week
It’s So Hot, I’m Sweating From Breathing
And of course I have no A/C in my car. What a heap of shit that thing is. It smells like a gym sock farted in here, and it’s muggy fucking hot. I cannot drive fast enough to cool down. Today is going to buhlow.
Holy Shit It’s Fucking Hot
Apparently, in the summertime the equivalent to the windchill factor is the “heat index”. Well, that fucking index is out of control today. Aint enough powder in the coastal US to prevent your balls from sweating today. Opened my door at 6am and it was already 85+. Now I’im on a packed train to work. What the fuck am I doing with my life? Fuuuuuuuuu!
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