Commuter Contempt

Seriously, you have at least 2 and a half feet worth of bag hanging off your back. And clearly you have forgotten you jam-packed this fucking thing and put it on. You are swinging around with no regard for your fellow human being. I am tempted to teach you a lesson by slowly unzipping some of your zippers, but that would feel too much like date rape, again.

Widespread panic. It’s called’Alligator Arms’. You know, when you’re going through a door and the person right in front of you completely dodges all responsibility of being a considerate human, and goes out of their way to not hold the door. I’m talking about going all out and turning sideways to sneak through. You are an asshole. Even a slight touch would be appreciated.

Just love to wait for the train with a complete stranger BLOWING SMOKE IN MY FACE. Smoke in your car. Smoke in your house. I don’t care. Just don’t involve me in your choice to fulfill your oral fixation with tar and nicotine. Go smoke an M80 - PLEASE.

Train broke down.  Waited on the tracks for over an hour and a half.  They finally pulled up a new train for us. So we transfer. There were only about 700 people on the train.  This lady with a baby was apparently the most important.

Pulled her fucking carriage in between a four seater. And just stayed there.  No consideration for other human beings.

She did provide a slight bit of comedic value when she fell asleep and DROOLED on her daughter.

Hey fat ass fucknuts over there, do you really need to bring food on the public train??  No no.  I’m not talking about a nice little neat PB&J, I’m fucking talking about chicken curry, pizza or anything that smells either really fucking good OR horrendously awful.  Doesn’t really matter which.  Truth is, I’m usually starving when you bring your grub on the MTA.  And, clearly so are you.  So why do you have to be a fucking cunt head and get food you can smell 3 blocks away??  Any food you could cook in your house, and then have company over 4 hours later and STILL SMELL in the air, DON’T BRING IT ON THE FUCKING TRAIN!!!!  I either want to smack you because your food smells dis-motherfucking-gusting, or so delicious that I want to take it from your wrinkly fucking mitts.  Go eat it in the caf or somewhere with a seat that is NOT encapsulated!!