November 22nd, 2011

Metro North Web Ticket Fail

You fucking kidding me? So under the section “buy online and save…” it says that I will no longer be able to save come 2012. Oh, and this is after a fare increase! Pure hysterical comedy.

October 24th, 2011

I Just Read There Will Be Severe Fare Hikes Coming Soon

Metro North New Haven Line will see an increase in fares coming as soon as the beginning of next year.

Basically, my ticket is increasing by almost $20 next year. And almost $70 over the next seven years. There isn’t anything more in line for me to say than go fuck yourself MTA. Suck a giant, syphalitic dick.

December 20th, 2010

The Government Wouldn’t Do Anything To Make Our Commute Suck Worse, Right?

Could it be?

The tax package that the House approved today and sent to President Obama for his signature this afternoon contains a one-year extension of the $230 per month commuter tax benefit for transit users.

Well guess what? It doesn’t fucking matter. My train ticket is being raised by 11.1% come January 1st. AND they won’t be offering me my 2.3% discount for ordering online. To you I say, “Fuck. And. You.”

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