It’s A Spooky Halloween Taking You Home For The Holidays


You have been bobbing and weaving in and out of heavy traffic for like 10 minutes now. I have seen you. I’m the responsible one who has stayed in the same lane and managed to make the same distance as you, at half the gas used.
You were in the middle lane and cut it real quick to get into the left lane. Only problem is, there was a car there and you were forced to cut it back into your lane.
I could tell it scared you a bit. It should. You are not anyone special. You are a human being like all of us. You are not special because you drive a Jeep. If anything it should prevent you from driving like that in the future. You can run over hills made of mountains, but it’s not a car for drifting.
Welcome back to reality you crazy prick.