Stop Slamming On You Laptop Keyboard So Fucking Loud Buddy
We’re on a public train and you’re just making a Goddamn racket with your abusive typing. What did your laptop ever do to you, huh? It’s provided all the smut you’ve ever desired. It’s let you check your email while on the way to work. So calm the fuck down and stop typing like a gorilla on meth you silly little fuck.
