What. The Fuck. Anyone else thinking they’re talking about trannys’ cock-to-vagina surgeries? Well, apparently I didn’t go to college for 9 years, because this is what it is.

WEDNESDAY, May 11 (HealthDay News) — In women, a vaginal mesh support is more effective for repairing a common type of pelvic organ prolapse — which occurs when pelvic organs fall out of place — than simply stitching the connective tissue in the vaginal wall muscle back together, finds new research.

But the newer procedure comes with a higher rate of serious complications during the surgery, such as bladder perforation and pelvic hemorrhage, and adverse events after the surgery, including new urinary incontinence and pain during sex, according to the study.

I didn’t know pelvic organs ever “fell out of place”. Frankly, I didn’t know there were, pelvic organs. But holy shit.

Train advertisement on LIRR. Thanks MetroAds!

Quite a shitshow at Penn Station last evening. Due to mothernature being a twat yet again, and all that angry lightning she tosses around, service on the LIRR was suspended and Penn physically closed some motherfuckin’ gates. Let the people at least sit on the train in some AC or something? No need to go and get all “you don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here” on a mofo. BTW, these are the same cunts that are $8.9 billion short on their budget.

Guess where in the United States this takes place. You already said Long Island, didn’t ya? Freakin’ douchebaggery.

Kid got knocked out of his shoes! “Gotta get my shoes bro…”You could tell he was done. Walking through the middle of another fight with a broken shnozz.

I’m sure the entire thing was over the dumbest reason ever. Either over a girl, or someone lookin’ at someone wrong. Buncha quuuuuuuueeeyahs I tell ya.

This guy is a better man than I.

An LIRR engineer punched his ticket on the MTA gravy train again, pocketing nearly $175,000 in overtime and other perks in 2010 - his third straight year as one of the agency’s top earners.

Though Dominick Masiello’s base salary was $75,389, he took home more than triple that amount - a staggering $250,401, payroll records show.

The monster payday was nothing new for Masiello, 57. For the past three years, the Long Island man has ranked among the top 10 highest-paid workers in terms of overtime and extras.

In 2009, he raked in $147,514 in overtime and perks on top of his $75,389 salary. The previous year, he scored $160,000 in extras to pad his $73,193 salary.

You can’t hate on this guy one bit. He’s working the system. And, he’s fucking working. Meanwhile, the LIRR is pile of bird period. One track in, one track out. And if said track experiences something contrary to working seamlessly, then you are fucked.

From the horse’s mouth:

LIRR rush hour service impacted through at least Wednesday, May 11 due to Amtrak derailment

As repair work continues from Sunday’s Amtrak derailment in one of the East River tunnels, the MTA Long Island Rail Road will again reduce, by about a quarter, the number of trains that it normally operates into Penn Station during the morning rush. This morning, a total of 22 of the 98 trains will be canceled, terminated or diverted. Additionally, a Far Rockaway train that terminated at Jamaica Monday will instead be diverted to Atlantic Terminal.

Once again, customers should allow extra travel time and expect scattered 10 to 20 minute delays. Stopping patterns on some trains may change - please listen for announcements or consult station signage. And, as was the case on Monday evening, cancellations and delays will continue for this afternoon’s PM rush.

While Amtrak was able to re-rail all their train cars on Monday, there is extensive track damage that requires repair and testing before the tunnel can be restored for train service.

Twelve trains will be canceled outright at their eastern origination point and another five trains will operate normally then terminate at Jamaica where customers can board other trains for Penn Station or take the subway. For a less crowded and more comfortable ride, passengers for lower Manhattan are encouraged to use the J and Z lines rather than the E to and from Jamaica. New York City Transit will honor LIRR tickets on the subway.

Another four trains will be diverted to Brooklyn and one train will be diverted to Hunterspoint.

Customers are urged to check on LIRR service before heading to train stations by monitoring the MTA website, www.mta.info, listening to the latest news broadcasts and traffic reports and/or signing up for free E-Alerts that provide the latest train information direct from the LIRR train operations center.

For the latest information on train service, customers should go to www.mta.info or monitor LIRR service alerts via email. Customers can also contact the LIRR’s Travel Information Center at 718-217-5477 (718-217-LIRR). If you are deaf or hard of hearing, use your preferred relay service provider or the free 711 relay to reach LIRR at 718-217-5477.

“if you are deaf or hard of hearing” well, tough titties we can’t do shit right now!

Jesus, as if living on Long Island wasn’t bad enough already, you can’t even get off the fucking thing quick enough to escape to work. Always seems like it’s something with these fucking guys. it really does.

You just can’t make this stuff up. The below is an actual news quote from the NY’s MTA regarding yesterday’s PM commute for all passengers of the LIRR (Long Island Railroad).

Due to a track condition in one of Amtrak’s East River tunnels, LIRR is anticipating significant delays during the PM Rush. If possible, customers are advised to take one of the early Passover trains. The extra trains are scheduled to run until 3:48 PM today.

Tough fucking titties. Service STILL sucks balls, and you are the ones who have to suffer. But thank God we run extra trains for the Jews rushing home. Just jump on one of them bad boys, after asking your boss for a half day. We would apologize, but that would only raise your human expectations of us.

“Get the fuck off of him!” - Annoying girlfriend

Ladies, if your man ever gets in a fight, do yourself a favor. Just shut the fuck up.

If you REALLY want to help him out, go get someone big to help your cause, or something big and heavy to smash on the other guy. OR, just shut the fuck up. Otherwise you’re just going to get in the way of whatever is going to happen anyways. AND you just might piss the guy off that’s beating your dude’s ass off so much that he kicks you or something. When testosterone gets pumping, all bets are off. I’m not saying it’s okay to get her the fuck out of the way by any means; but i can understand it.

Hat tip to barstool.