Commuter Contempt

You fucking prick. It’s morning rush goddamnit. You do not stop anywhere on the escalator, and I mean anywhere. Not even the top as it comes to a level. If you do this…then fuck you.

Shut your fucking pie holes, please. There is absolutely no reason to be talking this early in the morning - unless you two have sex in each other’s assholes. Yes, that’s it. You two must be lovers.

I love how every morning after your train ride, you hold hands in a soft embrace, kiss, and then walk your separate ways to work. That’s fine, just do it during a 2 second period, not 10. It’s so fucking pathetically gross! Yicky!