November 2nd, 2011

“Well, Find It”

- Train Conductor aboard the Metronorth line in NY in regards to a rider not being able to find their ticket.

I know conductors have probably heard every single line in the book. “Oh man, I JUST had my ticket,” “Someone must’ve stolen it.” or “You don’t know me! Fuck you!”

So I normally feel for them. But yesterday I witnessed first hand a conductor just jumping ugly without proper provocation.

The rider was like, “I’m looking for my ticket. I did just have it. I’m not trying to pull anything over on you.” To which the conductor just says, like a dick, “Find it.” That was all. Nothing more, nothing less. And it was said in a less than pleasant manner. Like, jeez, thanks for the awesome advice Mr. Conductor man. What a great idea! Maybe I should just find it!

End of the story the conductor came back, the gentleman was unable to locate his ticket and paid $20 for an onboard one-way.

I will give the conductor this. He did apologize afterwards. But only after quoting the ticket price as $7,258…

November 2nd, 2011

“GO FUCK YOURSELF”

- Some ANONYMOUS douchebag troll on Commuter Contempt site who can’t figure out how the comments section works so submits a question stating most unoriginal content ever.

December 28th, 2010
Ladies and gentlemen. We appreciate your patience. We realize this is frustrating, so before you get upset that we don’t have any information, please understand that this is frustrating for us as well. No one is telling us anything either. We do not know what is going to happen with the trains tomorrow, let alone later on today. So please stop asking. We are frustrated too and appreciate your patience.
Actual Quote On Board Train
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